Have anyone seen the news? Batman is all over places.

I saw him. I was in my cashier booth late last night counting the register when I look up and saw two guys with stockings pulled over their heads approaching the gas station on the other corner. They were walking kind of funny. Aggressive like. Like they were jacked up on something. I don't know. But they went into the customer area of the station and I saw them pull something out of their coats. Guns I guess. And then the Batmobile came skidding into the station just missing the pumps and Batman runs out and throws some kind of lasso around the two men and tied them up to a lightpost. My heart was racing so fast. Thank God Batman is looking out for us.

Batman is a state of mind.

How come I never spot the Batman.

Maybe you need glasses.

I think I saw him. It was late. I was in Granton hanging out with some buds. We heard some commotion outside the bar and ran out. There were a bunch of cop cars racing up the block and gathering at the corner. I think I caught a glimpse of the Batmobile racing away around the corner. There was some guy knocked out on the pavement the cops where cuffing.

I don't know. I think some of the sightings are false. There have been so many in the press lately. He can't be everywhere at once, can he?

He does inspire the collective imagination. People may think they are seeing Batman, when they are really seeing a manifestation of their own ego desires.

Seems the only thing that hasn't been spotted recently is a bunch of CFB-ers. Anyone hear from IndigoGrrrl or ManAlive lately?

No. Where is everyone?

I've been busy.

What about the others?

No idea