OK,, so my girlfriend was robbed last week, my boss's apartment was robbed and I get a parking ticket? What are the pigs good for?

Bacon.

Hey, that's not funny. I work for GPD.

Sorry, Brian. I forget that you're "the man" sometimes - LOL! that's just cuz you're so cool.

Yeah, your one of the good ones, but yoou know what I'm talking about, right?

I can't really comment on my co-workers, but there are some great DT's out there.

Why don't they teach the other ones how to man up? I feel like teaching those flatfoots a lesson.

Careful, Thunder. I don't want to have to kick you out like I did BigEd.

BigEd ain't goin' nowhere.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nuthin - gotta go.

Let me remind everyone AGAIN that this is no place to incite violence.

Yeah, leave the heavy lifting to Batman and the boys in blue.

Like you, right Doug-enstein?

Exactly.